Adult joke

The drunk driving has changed to 嫖娼

One company took the project to greet the customer, and sent a drink to the lady. Who knows that the police had been arrested for 15 days. A customer was arrested for 15 days.

Man forty-one dishes

Yesterday went to dinner, friends order food, there is a dish called: woman forty... Come up and see, it is a plate of tofu...

Let's go to sleep.

One night, a couple went to a friend's house to go to the door. It was very late, they still didn't leave, and the owner had to bear the temper.

Are you afraid of heat?

Just finished with my husband, I was silent for a while and said: "You TM don't love me!" Then began to cry!

The husband hurriedly asked: "Oh, why do you say that?"

Where is the bigger the food?

The five-year-old son took the bus home and took a lollipop in his hand.

After eating for a while, I took it out of my mouth and said: Dad, it looks smaller.