1. Now that the technology has improved, ETC is everywhere, and the bar is automatically lifted.
2. "Is it easy to have an adult world?"
"Yes, it's easy to get fat!"
An Internet cafe, a 12-year-old child is playing World of Warcraft, suddenly shouting: "Dad, someone hit me!"
1. When I was a child, I secretly sold the "shake" of his father's tractor and sold it with candy and ice packs. In the evening he cried and took his dad to my house.
With my boyfriend to attend college class reunion, my classmates boasted that my boyfriend had a good eye and found me such a good girlfriend.
Husband is in a bad mood, drinking a lot of alcohol,
Wife asks: What are you doing?
Husband said: Don't talk to me, I want to be quiet!
The little scorpion is full of makeup all day, I really can't stand it, educate her: the beauty of the appearance is not beautiful, the inner beauty is the real beauty!
Buddy: How did you consolidate your relationship?
Me: Let my wife fall in love with stinky tofu!
Buddy: Why do you eat stinky tofu?
I got up in the morning and quarreled with my girlfriend. Then I was very angry and wrote the name of my girlfriend on the cigarette, pumping one after another.