I got up in the morning and quarreled with my girlfriend. Then I was very angry and wrote the name of my girlfriend on the cigarette, pumping one after another.
Girl: "Do you really love me?"
Guy: "I swear"
Girl: "What do you mean by that?"
Guy: "Use my sincere heart."
Girl: "Sorry, goodbye!"
A person who fell in love burst into tears and told his friend: "My loved one refused my proposal."
A girl is gentle and emotional. The boyfriend she met was honest and honest, and she did everything.
Blind date. When the sister paper came up, I asked: Do you take the bus to make a seat?
I knew it was a trap when I heard it. She wants to ask if I have a car.
01. A man is really bad when he has money. Before being poor, confessing to the goddess, she said: You are a good person.
Yesterday I saw a man and a woman eating, it seems to be a blind date.
Woman: "Mr. Li, what are your hobbies?"
Male: "I believe in Buddha."
Woman: "Sorry, Mr. Buddha..."
The girlfriend said: "You will take me to your home next month and give your parents a look."
Boyfriend: "The outsiders in our village are going to charge."