One company took the project to greet the customer, and sent a drink to the lady. Who knows that the police had been arrested for 15 days. A customer was arrested for 15 days.
Today, I was on a business trip with a beautiful colleague.
Yesterday went to dinner, friends order food, there is a dish called: woman forty... Come up and see, it is a plate of tofu...
1. I laughed at the female colleague sitting next to me!
The female colleague asked strangely: "What are you laughing at?"
1, his girlfriend is a female man, eating steak yesterday, she said that she is not used to knife and fork.
Me: "Attendant! Come to double chopsticks!"
One night, a couple went to a friend's house to go to the door. It was very late, they still didn't leave, and the owner had to bear the temper.
Just finished with my husband, I was silent for a while and said: "You TM don't love me!" Then began to cry!
The husband hurriedly asked: "Oh, why do you say that?"
The five-year-old son took the bus home and took a lollipop in his hand.
After eating for a while, I took it out of my mouth and said: Dad, it looks smaller.
Traveling to the hotel, there was a sound of one after another in the middle of the night.
I shouted impatiently: "In the middle of the night, let people not sleep!"