Cold joke

It’s not that simple

With my boyfriend to attend college class reunion, my classmates boasted that my boyfriend had a good eye and found me such a good girlfriend.

Classic cold jokes

In the hospital, a pregnant woman was dystocia, and the doctor took the initiative to give her a probiotic.

Years have smoothed your edges and corners, in fact, you are being diskbed.

Sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

You Are Too Late

  On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

  "sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."

The little one is not what you want?

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

It’s not a light thing to tease B.

1. My surname is Huang, and I was born in the fall, so I called Huang Tian.

2, very disgusted with those who like to sit in the right place, especially today I bought a station ticket.

100 classic jokes

1. A cockroach's latest tea doesn't think about rice. Even the mosquitoes don't grab it. Other cockroaches want to know what it is. The longest year of the year said: "Catch a swan, keep it safe.

16 classic jokes


Summer is hot, and the bedroom eats watermelon together.

I came to a mm and asked, "Can I eat?"

Answer: "You can eat the seeds and leave the watermelons."

Cold enough to make a cold sweat

Officer: "I am leaving first. The mine is buried. I remember to step on the soldier with my foot: "Why, head?" "Sergeant: "I didn't step on the ground and there were traces on the ground.