The prisoner who escaped from prison broke into a family and awakened the host and wife in his sleep.
We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher.
After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage.
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
A preacher is buying a parrot
Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.
My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her.
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside.
A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words.