My friend asked me today: Why are you smoking?
Female: "Don't wear it!"
Male: "Do not wear more cool!"
Female: "Don't wear a safe spot!"
M: "Trust my technology."
Li: "General Wang, don't worry, I am coming to me."
Wang: "No, no, Li is too out. I am coming to me."
Li: "Hey! Every time you come to Wang, you come here anyway."
A woman took counterfeit notes to buy breakfast, and the hawker was annoyed: "Big sister, you will pay for the counterfeit banknotes. That is at least printed.
Holding a cow's hair, he said that he has a cow, which is called bragging; there is a cow that shows a cow, that is called calm; there are nine cows, pull each one out and sneak it again, that is t
Recently, a man in Virginia, USA, faced the same tricky choice as "who will be with you and my mother." His girlfriend asked him to make a choice between himself and his dog.