Doomed to be alone

I was teased by a friend of the blind date, and the atmosphere was very embarrassing.

As a young man, the friends around me got married and gave birth to a child. Not only the family, but also broke my heart, even my neighbor's aunt could not see. On the evening of this Saturday, neighbor Aunt Li came to my house to give a door to my mother. I said, "He wants to have a second child in his family. He said that your family is not in a hurry, and the age is not small."

The male ticket gave me a photo, and almost broke up.

Accompanying, accompanying, and paying for the bill... This is a must for male tickets, but as a woman who loves beauty, taking pictures from time to time is indispensable, so the photo skills of male tickets are also very important! Let's take a look at the photos of these almost broke up. It is said that they are all shots of male tickets! The male ticket is taken like this.

Blind object hobby

Yesterday I saw a man and a woman eating, it seems to be a blind date.

Woman: "Mr. Li, what are your hobbies?"

Male: "I believe in Buddha."

Woman: "Sorry, Mr. Buddha..."

Interesting digital love letter

I have no love for you at first sight, I want to take care of you for 3 generations, because I secretly went to your website 4 times.

Has the date been successful?

The two men are chatting!
A man asked: "Man, have you had a date yesterday?"
The buddy replied: "You can say that you are half successful."

The dog can breathe a sigh of relief.

Recently, a man in Virginia, USA, faced the same tricky choice as "who will be with you and my mother." His girlfriend asked him to make a choice between himself and his dog.

Send a sister home

Sending a sister home, we kissed her far outside her home, she whispered to me: "I don't want to... stay here tonight?"
"I don't want to." I said, turned and left.