Other jokes

Tang Yan's dating

Tang Wei: "You are so old to bully the ring, but also hurt his self-esteem and call him a meat ball." Wukong: "Master, he just peeked at the woman taking a shower." Tang Wei: "Well, sarcoma, don't talk about being a monk together? Empty, hacked him" Eight Precepts: "Boss, next... I won't dare next time!" Goku: "There is the next time? You are a nerd, a long beard like a meat buns, a color old Hadda, nothing to peek at the yellow belt, eat can Eat a basket, what do you want? You peek at a woman’s bath is not a double return."

You must be strong

The prisoner who escaped from prison broke into a family and awakened the host and wife in his sleep.

he Nice Wedding Gift

We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher.

Excellent Skills

After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage.

Three Men in a Boat

Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.

How can I get into heaven

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
"No

The Young Man at the Wheel

My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her.

The ability of the Kangaroo

The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside.

What are the Two Words?

A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words.