Jokes https://www.aihaba.com/rss.xml en 搞笑!海鹦强吻却遭象嫌弃的瞬间 https://www.aihaba.com/qiwenqushi/5561 <span property="schema:name">Funny! The puffin kisses like a moment of dislike</span> <span rel="schema:author"><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2019-06-06T07:00:01+00:00">2019-06-06 15:00:01</span> Tue, 04 Jun 2019 05:42:55 +0000 奇闻趣事 5561 at https://www.aihaba.com https://www.aihaba.com/en/gonzo/5561#comments 天津李四真实身份,快手天津李四个人资料介绍 https://www.aihaba.com/qiwenqushi/5475 <span property="schema:name">Tianjin Li Si real identity, quick hand Tianjin Li four people introduction</span> <span rel="schema:author"><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2019-06-06T06:57:59+00:00">2019-06-06 14:57:59</span> Wed, 29 May 2019 05:14:19 +0000 奇闻趣事 5475 at https://www.aihaba.com https://www.aihaba.com/en/gonzo/5475#comments 爆逗青年,笑的直咧嘴 https://www.aihaba.com/yurenxiaohua/5562 <span>Explosive youth, laughing straight mouth</span> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span>2019-06-06 10:36:42</span> <div class="layout layout--onecol"> <div class="layout__region layout__region--content"> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Moderation control&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzicontent-moderation-control"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;正文&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzibody"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden w3-bar-item field__item"><p>1. Now that the technology has improved, ETC is everywhere, and the bar is automatically lifted.</p> <p>2. "Is it easy to have an adult world?"<br /> "Yes, it's easy to get fat!"</p> <p>3, love in different places, who often go to the other city can not explain who loves more, can only explain who is in the city is more delicious.</p> <p>4. When the crayfish was eaten, the girl who was secretly loved saw it. She said, “Hey family, eat crayfish?”<br /> My face is red: "There is no family yet."</p> <p>5, shoot a mosquito on the arm, while scratching the edge and ask her boyfriend: You said that after being smashed by mosquitoes, will it start a big bag?<br /> The boyfriend thought about it and said, "Because the mosquito sucks your blood, it also spits some viruses. Then the cells in your body have discovered these alien species. They are curious to see a fresh, strange look. The more you get, the more your skin will become a big bag because of congestion! When they are all enough, the bag will disappear..."<br /> Ugh. . . It’s all too busy to watch the bustle! ! !</p> <p>6. Tell a friend, I especially want to raise a cat, but I have no time, no patience, no energy to take care of, can I send it to him, I will pay for it, I am in a bad mood. When you go, just tease it.<br /> The friend said righteously: "You are not a cat, you are a cat!"</p> <p>7, go to the haircut with the buddy, cut a head is a sister paper, she: "Do you have a girlfriend?"<br /> When the buddies heard it, they suddenly said excitedly, "No!"<br /> Sister paper: "I am an intern. I wanted to give you a Tony teacher. Since you don't have a girlfriend, let me practice it!"</p> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Tag&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzifield-tags"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <label class="field__label">Tag</label> <div class="field__items"> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/xiaoniaole" hreflang="en">Too funny</a></div> </div> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Like and dislike&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilike-and-dislike"> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="like_and_dislike.vote_builder:build" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5562" token="a5ZX2ToU01tj8f5odwi6AJ0m5w8vsPFbWzGabnishoo"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Pager&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenziflippy-pager"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Links&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilinks"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Comment&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzicomment"> <section class="w3-row field field--name-comment field--type-comment field--label-above comment-wrapper"> <h2 class="w3-opacity w3-hover-opacity-off w3-margin-left title comment-form__title">Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5562&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="25ppzuxrh6YNcbfVi14B_GbpEwUl-553elEKlvtkQxc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> </section> </div> </div> Tue, 04 Jun 2019 09:01:40 +0000 愚人笑话 5562 at https://www.aihaba.com https://www.aihaba.com/en/fools-joke/5562#comments 网吧魔兽一族 https://www.aihaba.com/shehuixiaohua/5563 <span>Internet cafes</span> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span>2019-06-06 10:35:51</span> <div class="layout layout--onecol"> <div class="layout__region layout__region--content"> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Moderation control&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzicontent-moderation-control"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;正文&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzibody"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden w3-bar-item field__item"><p>An Internet cafe, a 12-year-old child is playing World of Warcraft, suddenly shouting: "Dad, someone hit me!"</p> <p>The people we were present were very surprised and thought: "Is there someone in Warcraft who recognizes Dad?"</p> <p>At this time, the voice of a middle-aged man came out at the other end of the Internet cafe: "Son, where? I am coming!!"</p> <p>Internet cafes are shocked.</p> <p>A few minutes later, the middle-aged man called: "Son we can't beat them, they are equipped, run!"</p> <p>After a while, a middle-aged woman entered the Internet cafe. She looked around and went straight to the boy. She picked up the boy's ear and said, "Are you not going to the teacher's home to make up the class?!" The boy held his hand in one hand and pointed his finger to the other side of the Internet cafe. He said, "Dad is also!"</p> <p>His mother was shocked, and she hoped to go, and sure enough! Li Lima asked: "Are you not going to work overtime?"</p> <p>Everyone in the Internet cafe fainted several times!</p> <p>His father argued: "Today's double experience."</p> <p>The mother was very happy and roared: "Fortunately, the old lady took a leave to look at it, otherwise the two grades of your father and son will surpass me at night! Double experience will not send me a text message to inform me? I will look back at night! Son, don't be afraid, mom. Come, Mom opens the big to you. Mom doesn't believe that our mother and son can't beat them!"</p> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Tag&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzifield-tags"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <label class="field__label">Tag</label> <div class="field__items"> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/xiaoniaole" hreflang="en">Too funny</a></div> </div> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Like and dislike&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilike-and-dislike"> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="like_and_dislike.vote_builder:build" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5563" token="2qvyWaFe4W0W5U5i8DAcJZjZPpF37gwnZoVjUDu5P0I"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Pager&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenziflippy-pager"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Links&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilinks"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Comment&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzicomment"> <section class="w3-row field field--name-comment field--type-comment field--label-above comment-wrapper"> <h2 class="w3-opacity w3-hover-opacity-off w3-margin-left title comment-form__title">Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5563&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="uw-F1FxNDf7WMesE7MTI2KJE9eCVgpGwRx2iC7jiyl8"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> </section> </div> </div> Tue, 04 Jun 2019 09:11:57 +0000 社会笑话 5563 at https://www.aihaba.com 全新经典笑话大全爆笑 https://www.aihaba.com/shehuixiaohua/5564 <span>New classic jokes</span> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span>2019-06-06 10:34:56</span> <div class="layout layout--onecol"> <div class="layout__region layout__region--content"> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Moderation control&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzicontent-moderation-control"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;正文&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzibody"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden w3-bar-item field__item"><p>1. When I was a child, I secretly sold the "shake" of his father's tractor and sold it with candy and ice packs. In the evening he cried and took his dad to my house. Slowly said, "I can't eat it, the sugar is still for you. Dad, it is him." Hey! That night is so long. .</p> <p>2, a colleague's family has a lovely little Loli, one day, her family is watching the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and playing a scene of fighting in the rain. In this solemn and solemn moment... Little Loli sighed: Why don't they watch the weather forecast?</p> <p>3, I have a friend who is practicing Sanda, and his temper is also very explosive. He loves to fight. Now he is doing well. He is fed by people, and there are people who go for a walk.</p> <p>4, and a buddy quarrel in the group, I can't beat me, then smack me in English, mad at me, bully brother can't speak English, drink, decisively go back, then he still can't beat me, he said: brother, Don't send in English, Baidu translation is very tired... In fact, I also feel very tired.</p> <p>5, Yesterday at the airport and colleagues to eat, the three were ordered to roast goose rice, was told that there is only one, so three people happily use scissors and stone cloth to separate the winners, and then the waiter said when we were rock-paper-scissors The last one was also dropped. . .</p> <p>6, passing the lottery station found that there are still two dollars in the pocket, worry, buy a scratch! God has eyes! Actually got ten dollars! Ten dollars! The boss handed me five lottery tickets, what do you mean? Give me the money! ! !</p> <p>7, female: I am fat? Male: Not fat, because you look good, so this is called magnifying and good-looking. --- This is the most positive interpretation I have ever heard about fat.</p> <p>-----------------------------</p> <p>1, an article a few days ago said that in a happy marriage there will be 200 times to divorce, 50 times to kill each other! I feel that it is wrong! I want to divorce every other day, and I want to kill each other in minutes!</p> <p>2, when I was young, I was so shy that the girl would blush. Nima’s now grow up and see the girl’s eyes are red!</p> <p>3. When I was in elementary school, I was late and just entered the classroom. The math teacher said: You are late to know. I watched the class whisper: Teacher, this is a language class. The teacher threw a half of the chalk: Special, now the second lesson.</p> <p>4, a pair of men and women in the mall to pay the money, and walked to the counter, 20 yuan in the hands of the woman fell to the ground, she just went to squat, the man shouted: "Do not move." I thought that the woman was pregnant, and the man was afraid that she would bend over. It was very loving. Who knows that the next thing in the second article made me stunned: "My!"</p> <p>5. Go to your aunt's house today. Aunt's family is taking the college entrance examination this year. Bad grades. After the simulated test results came out, I asked the aunt to ask how many points. My brother said more than 300 points. The aunt said that more than 300 points are more. 301 is also more than 300 points, 399 is also more than 300 points. My brother slowly said: 301.</p> <p>6, when the basement did not take the stairs, the ramp, the husband is very intimate in the back pushing me away, feeling as smooth as the level is particularly relaxed, my heart feels beautiful, you say that your husband is very good. He came to the sentence: When the day is good, the right is to push a pig. . .</p> <p>7, the school has a pair of teasing men and women, whenever both of them are surrounded by a scarf, when the sky is upstairs, the woman wearing high heels accidentally stepped on the air...</p> <p>---------------------------</p> <p>1, look at the wind oil manual can eat, poured a big mouth into his mouth, and then poured a few drops in the dog's mouth, my dog's life hit me for the first time...</p> <p>2, in order to lose weight, my wife went to the park after dinner for a quick walk for 1 hour, went hungry, has been eating until 11:30, still eating...</p> <p>3, "She looked at me, definitely like me?" Goldbach guessed.</p> <p>4. “What is the biggest feeling of completing English?” “My heart has never been so clear that I know Chinese.”</p> <p>5. Interpersonal relationships are really difficult to control. Sometimes when others are not familiar, you will feel that he does not like to talk. When you are familiar with it, you feel bad.</p> <p>6, for the child after 10 distressed, with the popularity of mobile phone photos, all the black history of this generation of children will be recorded ... can not be imagined when grown up.</p> <p>7. Everyone has such a feeling in their hearts. When they think about it, they will scratch their hearts. A bunch of words are squeezed into the mouth but they can only sneak out and say: "Don't mention it."</p> <p>8. I called my nephew a few days ago, my brother answered the phone, I said: Brother, is my nephew there? My brother: I am looking for your nephew at home, do you want to live? I said: There is something to look for in my nephew, you can't do this! My brother: I still don't believe that I can't do it, you said, say it! I said: Then you borrowed me 2000 yuan! . . . My brother: ...wife, you pick up the phone...</p> <p>----------------------------</p> <p>1. After quarreling with his brother, he was so angry that he slammed the door. I counted 3, 2, and 1. He came in and yelled at me: quarreling, quarreling, what password do you change?</p> <p>2, I: boss, cut thirty pounds of meat! Boss: Oh! Me: Well, it’s a bit weighty, boss: Come, I will help you install it! Me: Oh, no, I don't buy, I just want to see how much 30 pounds, I want to lose weight! Boss: Lying in the trough, don't run!</p> <p>3, the weather is hot, boys do not need to skin on the toilet, do not mess with the big fly flying around, can not get down, do not say, I have to wash my arms and wash my face...</p> <p>4, expensive food, may not be more than the instinct to eat fried food when hungry. Do you know why I have this idea? Because I have not eaten any expensive food.</p> <p>5, accompanying friends to kiss, in order to set off the humor of friends, I pretend to be deep and faceless. Later, when asked, the woman actually fell in love with me, the reason is that I am steady! I did not expect that this is OK.</p> <p>6, was caught when he was. The police said to me: "Hands up!... I only let you raise your hand..."</p> <p>7, female chasing men's compartment yarn, male chasing female, separated by 2 pairs of JIMMY CHOO, 5 YSL, 10 lv bags, etc.</p> <p>8. My cousin was cleaning the computer and I was quietly putting a screw into the plate where he installed the screw. As a result, this guy is now taking the computer apart for the second time...</p> <p>-------------------------------</p> <p>1. When my colleague asked me to borrow a mobile phone, I saw that my alarm clock was very strange: How do I have an alarm clock 7 days a week? I told him that the happiest thing in the world is that after being woken up by the alarm clock in the morning, I found out that it was a weekend, and then I continued to sleep happily.</p> <p>2. My friend Awang has a difficult business. Due to the serious over-expenditure of research and development expenses, the plan of full expectations will be stagnant and everything will be deadlocked. Awang was very depressed, sitting in the green belt and being messy and messed up. At this time, a middle-aged man with clothes and clothes came over and patted Awang’s shoulder and said, “Young man, have you encountered difficulties? When I was young, I also experienced everything you are going through. Don’t be discouraged, I will give You sponsored, "Really, really?" Awang took a cry but rekindled hope, only to see the middle-aged man's hand smashed out of his trouser pocket, and he did not hesitate to say a thumbs up: "Like is also A kind of help, referred to as sponsorship....</p> <p>3, Female A: I can't stand the other woman and I hit the shirt. Female B: You will endure it, this can't give you a special hospital sick suit!</p> <p>4. The DNA we carry now is the result of millions of years of software upgrades.</p> <p>5. Recently, there is a car thief in the mall, which steals bicycles. It is useless for the police patrol car. One day, my friend and I rode to the mall, because we were afraid of being stolen, and the witty friend locked the bicycle and the police patrol car.</p> <p>6, I am a persistent person, today in the office and the boss had a fight, and finally he finally agreed with my point of view, monitoring the woman wearing hot pants is much more beautiful than wearing a cowboy!</p> <p>7. Ever since I fell in love with buying lottery tickets, I have planned how to spend money countless times. Damn, even if I have won the prize in the past two years, I still feel that it is not enough.</p> <p>8. I went shopping with my wife yesterday and saw that a little guy was so beautiful. I said: I want to sleep. The daughter-in-law also came: "Well, I also want to let her go shopping alone..."</p> <p>---------------------------</p> <p>1,</p> <p>When you object to her point of view, "The reason that adults say is to listen to children."</p> <p>When you refute her, "Long wings? Dare to talk back to me, right?"</p> <p>When you tell her reason, "I eat more salt than you eat."</p> <p>When you negate her wrong view with the correct point of view, "Hey, I don’t know how to teach you, my mother!"</p> <p>Mom also has a killing skill: I raise a pig is also stronger than you! !</p> <p>2,</p> <p>Good memory is not as bad as a bad one. This sentence makes sense. You remember that it is not as much as a small note before the exam.</p> <p>3,</p> <p>Who said that the girl closed her eyes and looked up to kiss you! Also TM may be sneezing! There is wood!</p> <p>4,</p> <p>Recently, I have deeply studied calculus, linear algebra and advanced mathematics. "Pseudo-integration" is the first sound, "linear algebra" is the fourth sound, "higher mathematics" is all four, mathematics is really curious. . . .</p> <p>5,</p> <p>The church is where the dear God lives.</p> <p>Father and son came to the world famous Cologne Cathedral.</p> <p>"Dad, what is this tall, spired house?"</p> <p>"This is a cathedral."</p> <p>"What is a church?"</p> <p>"It is the place where the dear God lives."</p> <p>"Does God not live in heaven?"</p> <p>"You are right. God lives in heaven. But he wants to come here to do business."</p> <p>6,</p> <p>Some women, afraid of a thunder in the rainy days, but also scared the baby. At night, the bar DJ is so loud, bright and black. Why didn’t I see you afraid? Shake your mom doesn't know you.</p> <p>7,</p> <p>Why is the 70-year-old old man pushed down the cliff by a vicious couple? Why are seven naked-chested men beating women but being applauded? Why do snakes and snakes share a nest but have nothing to worry about? Behind all this is moral negligence or the annihilation of personality or the sorrow of society? If you want to know all about it, please watch the cartoon "Gourd Baby"</p> <p>8,</p> <p>Q: Why do many superhero comics wear tights?</p> <p>A: Because it is important to save people.</p> <p>9,</p> <p>The sorrow of each myopia: taking off the world of glasses is a plane. 30 meters away from the hermaphrodite, 50 meters of human and animal are not divided, is it!</p> <p>10.</p> <p>There is a bathing centre 400 meters from where I live. I went to take a bath the day before, and I found out that the towel was forgotten! So I asked the waiter: buddy, do you have this... I didn't wait for me to finish the word 'towel', the waiter interrupted me: "There is something! You have it! On the second floor!"</p> <p>----------------------------</p> <p>1. Drinking coffee at night, there are two men whispering at the next table.</p> <p>A: I am looking forward to the iPhone5 coming out this year.</p> <p>B: There are many people who think about it.</p> <p>A: (Make a palm) iPhone5 comes out? I can use my wife's iPhone4s.</p> <p>2, my girlfriend and I broke up, saying that I am too young, not suitable for her. Mom has never understood that my age is obviously bigger than her. Until now, she knows that she is not referring to age.</p> <p>3. A girl’s bedroom door reads “The boys and lunch boxes are not allowed to enter”. What is the solution? A: Because both will make a big girl's stomach. . .</p> <p>4. Do the elevator that day. The people are full. At this time, a little fat MM came in, and then "drop", MM was embarrassed and blushing. After that, a buddy’s cell phone “dropped” again. All the people in the elevator have internal injuries</p> <p>5, It is said that a pair of G online love for a long time, has not known the other party's appearance, and then one day to meet the video, but after a look shocked, the original two are the same dormitory. The most embarrassing online dating in history</p> <p>6. Why is Mengniu claiming to be the astronaut's designated brand of milk? Because it can be ascended to heaven! ! Haha, who said that our ads have no content.</p> <p>7, see a girl is very similar to the first love, all kinds of entanglement finally got better, and finally went to her house to see, is the first love of the sister. . . your sister. . .</p> <p>8. A child found a female body by the river, so the police said: A woman was killed by the river, two big bags on the chest, and a lot of bleeding between the legs. It is estimated that the death time is too long, and the cut has been Started to grow long hair</p> <p>9, the boss was invited to the company qq group, everyone said hello, Sun is good! I am also very excited, so I followed: Grandson is good. . . . send. Then the group is quiet.</p> <p>----------------------------</p> <p>1. The boy hugged the girl from behind and said softly in her ear: "I want to taste the taste of your lipstick."</p> <p>The girl couldn't bear to refuse. She shivered and took out her lipstick from the bag and handed it to him: "You eat it small, and it is more expensive to use today."</p> <p>2. On the girl's birthday, the boy gave the girl a bunch of roses, and the mouth was very sweet. The girl said, Dear, your lips are especially beautiful like the red roses.</p> <p>Who knows, the girl gave the boy a slap and turned away. After the boy squatted in the same place, he quickly caught up with the girl and asked what happened?</p> <p>The girl turned and said: You can see clearly, my lipstick, cherry red!</p> <p>3. The girlfriend said that she had a backache and went to the hospital today to check. When it was later, the doctor asked to take a film. When she went out, she said with a shy look: "I am so excited, I am going to make a film. Who is the director? Can the actor lead Song Zhongji?" Don't pay for it, I can do it! . . .</p> <p>After that, I went to do the massage again, and went to the ward. This article came again: I didn’t expect to have a bed scene! You won't be jealous!</p> <p>I have to ask the doctor, the psychiatric department is on the floor!</p> <p>4. I found that mosquito nets have a big disadvantage, that is, they can no longer easily boast.</p> <p>5. I saw a beautiful woman on the bus. I stared at her for a while. I couldn’t think of her actually giving me a look. "Look what! Smelly!" I screamed.</p> <p>6. Go to the hospital for a physical examination. In front of the girl who had a visual inspection of more than 170 kilograms, she reported that the blood fat was thick.</p> <p>The sister said: No wonder I am 180 pounds, it turned out to be bloody.</p> <p>What the hell. . .</p> <p>7. The daughter-in-law is alive, go to the hospital to do B-ultrasound, want to know if it is a boy or a girl, ask the doctor: How do you think our child is called Qingqing?</p> <p>Doctor: A bit mother. . .</p> <p>8. The little boy asked Dad: "What is a real man?"</p> <p>Dad replied: "A person who can take up family responsibilities and take care of his family is a man."</p> <p>Then the little boy went on to say, "Then I will be a mother like me one day."</p> <p>9. Who is the salesman of the most cattle B in history? Traffic police big brother, people open bills every day, single transaction. Do not bargain, do not return, do not post, go to the store to pay, and all are strange customers!</p> <p>10. In addition to expensive things, everything else is good, cheap things, except for cheap, nothing else is good.</p> <p>11. When everyone says that you are a good person, you have a good chance of being a person without principles.</p> <p>12. When you are confused, when you can't see the light, when you are on the cross street of life, I don't know where to go.</p> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Tag&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzifield-tags"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <label class="field__label">Tag</label> <div class="field__items"> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/xiaoniaole" hreflang="en">Too funny</a></div> </div> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Like and dislike&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilike-and-dislike"> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="like_and_dislike.vote_builder:build" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5564" token="C8y12lCqliWpJUr5TpniSgqaBkcH0YR50udaaSTPQqc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Pager&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenziflippy-pager"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Links&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilinks"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Comment&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzicomment"> <section class="w3-row field field--name-comment field--type-comment field--label-above comment-wrapper"> <h2 class="w3-opacity w3-hover-opacity-off w3-margin-left title comment-form__title">Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5564&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="PHjpeU8DXAcPTpfoc1xXlQSEWmfjbjeUWX3g1U9axp4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> </section> </div> </div> Tue, 04 Jun 2019 09:16:33 +0000 社会笑话 5564 at https://www.aihaba.com 事情果然没有这么简单 https://www.aihaba.com/lengxiaohua/5565 <span>It’s not that simple</span> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span>2019-06-06 10:34:10</span> <div class="layout layout--onecol"> <div class="layout__region layout__region--content"> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Moderation control&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzicontent-moderation-control"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;正文&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzibody"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden w3-bar-item field__item"><p>With my boyfriend to attend college class reunion, my classmates boasted that my boyfriend had a good eye and found me such a good girlfriend. The boyfriend said with a dissatisfaction, the long is very good, it is not working. At this time, my squad leader, the same table, and several male students all clashed for me: your kid is in the blessings and does not know how to bless...</p> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Tag&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzifield-tags"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <label class="field__label">Tag</label> <div class="field__items"> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/xiaoniaole" hreflang="en">Too funny</a></div> </div> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Like and dislike&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilike-and-dislike"> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="like_and_dislike.vote_builder:build" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5565" token="Z2-Ze01K0HMCeqscuNFD5sP3xQ5qmxej42h98f10rgo"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Pager&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenziflippy-pager"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Links&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilinks"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Comment&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzicomment"> <section class="w3-row field field--name-comment field--type-comment field--label-above comment-wrapper"> <h2 class="w3-opacity w3-hover-opacity-off w3-margin-left title comment-form__title">Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5565&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="n83HNzN6uAEtypHblxviD89f_gOzFflM8UZ-zfSAUNA"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> </section> </div> </div> Tue, 04 Jun 2019 09:17:42 +0000 冷笑话 5565 at https://www.aihaba.com https://www.aihaba.com/en/cold-joke/5565#comments 老婆,我想静静 完整版 https://www.aihaba.com/fuqixiaohua/5571 <span>Wife, I want to be quiet, full version</span> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span>2019-06-06 10:33:13</span> <div class="layout layout--onecol"> <div class="layout__region layout__region--content"> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Moderation control&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzicontent-moderation-control"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;正文&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzibody"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden w3-bar-item field__item"><p>Husband is in a bad mood, drinking a lot of alcohol,</p> <p>Wife asks: What are you doing?</p> <p>Husband said: Don't talk to me, I want to be quiet!</p> <p>The wife turned to a big mouth and asked: Who is the quiet of his mother?</p> <p>Really, life is sometimes difficult to be quiet.</p> <p>The next day, the husband took his wife for a ride, remembered that the slap in the palm of his hand, and felt uncomfortable, he parked the car on the side of the road.</p> <p>Wife asks: What are you doing?</p> <p>Husband is impatient. Answer: What do I want to stop?</p> <p>Wife: Fucking, just want to be quiet, and want to Tingting! Another big mouth.</p> <p>Life is tired! It is difficult to stop and stop!</p> <p>When the husband finished playing, the more he wanted to get into the pocket.</p> <p>Looking at the wildflowers on the side of the road, I went forward. The wife asked, to pick wild flowers?</p> <p>Husband said: No, just want to smell.</p> <p>Wife is a big mouth, mom, who is Wenwen (wenwen)?</p> <p>When I got home, my husband’s face was beaten up. Take an ice cream from the refrigerator and let your face cool down.</p> <p>Wife asked: If you don't eat your face, you will be defiled! Husband: Can't eat, think of ice.</p> <p>Wife gave her husband a big mouth: still fucking wants to eat, the face!</p> <p>Husband’s face is burning, and my wife asks what’s wrong? My husband said nothing, now I just want to marry, and the result is another mouth.</p> <p>Just outside the rain, my husband stood in the rain, my wife asked: What are you doing? Husband impatient Answer: I want to go to the rain? Wife: Fucking, just want to be quiet, and want Lin Lin! Another big mouth.</p> <p>My husband had been unable to take care of his wife several times. He decided to go out to hide. When his family packed his luggage, his wife came back and asked him: Packing up his luggage and doing it? Looking for Tingting is still quiet? Who is it? The husband said: I don't know anyone, just let you fight, can't stand it, want to hide! My wife listened to another big mouth! His grandmother, first quiet, after Tingting, I thought about a bunch, I ask you this one Who is the fucking!</p> <p>Finally, my husband sang in the room: I have been quietly waiting at the place where I met. At this time a pair of shoes flew to the man's face. There is a voice in the living room: you dare to carry the old lady and quietly date.</p> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Tag&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzifield-tags"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <label class="field__label">Tag</label> <div class="field__items"> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/people-are-hard-tear-down" hreflang="en">People are hard to tear down</a></div> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/xiaoniaole" hreflang="en">Too funny</a></div> </div> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Like and dislike&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilike-and-dislike"> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="like_and_dislike.vote_builder:build" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5571" token="l2nxpoQ9ExzJxCSmty3EVzLN4cLCaE_klxXiu3v-hDw"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Pager&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenziflippy-pager"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Links&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilinks"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Comment&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzicomment"> <section class="w3-row field field--name-comment field--type-comment field--label-above comment-wrapper"> <h2 class="w3-opacity w3-hover-opacity-off w3-margin-left title comment-form__title">Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5571&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="3XinYRbYTzWUgsOWD7XhnxDdP9IZ7I_zxrygeVGpbYI"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> </section> </div> </div> Wed, 05 Jun 2019 00:49:26 +0000 夫妻笑话 5571 at https://www.aihaba.com https://www.aihaba.com/en/couple-joke/5571#comments 什么是内在美? https://www.aihaba.com/jiatingxiaohua/5572 <span>What is inner beauty?</span> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span>2019-06-06 10:32:24</span> <div class="layout layout--onecol"> <div class="layout__region layout__region--content"> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Moderation control&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzicontent-moderation-control"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;正文&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzibody"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden w3-bar-item field__item"><p>The little scorpion is full of makeup all day, I really can't stand it, educate her: the beauty of the appearance is not beautiful, the inner beauty is the real beauty! I am a person who especially likes the inner beauty!</p> <p>Xiaozizi: Inner beauty?</p> <p>Me: Of course! It is beautiful without clothes!</p> <p>Little nephew: hate! Don't just want to see people don't wear clothes! This kind of thing can only be done when the two are alone!</p> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Tag&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzifield-tags"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <label class="field__label">Tag</label> <div class="field__items"> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/xiaoniaole" hreflang="en">Too funny</a></div> </div> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Like and dislike&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilike-and-dislike"> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="like_and_dislike.vote_builder:build" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5572" token="HbVV2PaotKYh56hoeNf9VwiI3GNBPsGzv3yrU9hI96M"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Pager&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenziflippy-pager"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Links&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilinks"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Comment&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzicomment"> <section class="w3-row field field--name-comment field--type-comment field--label-above comment-wrapper"> <h2 class="w3-opacity w3-hover-opacity-off w3-margin-left title comment-form__title">Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5572&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="H2W5_y5Swh0gpMC7F-TOg0KLCmPlAJtXrvOwbAoXnLc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> </section> </div> </div> Wed, 05 Jun 2019 00:51:54 +0000 家庭笑话 5572 at https://www.aihaba.com https://www.aihaba.com/en/family-joke/5572#comments 如何巩固夫妻关系? https://www.aihaba.com/fuqixiaohua/5573 <span>How to strengthen the relationship between husband and wife?</span> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span>2019-06-06 10:31:38</span> <div class="layout layout--onecol"> <div class="layout__region layout__region--content"> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Moderation control&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzicontent-moderation-control"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;正文&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzibody"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden w3-bar-item field__item"><p>Buddy: How did you consolidate your relationship?</p> <p>Me: Let my wife fall in love with stinky tofu!</p> <p>Buddy: Why do you eat stinky tofu?</p> <p>Me: I don't understand. She is stinky all day, and men are avoiding it, effectively avoiding the risk of extramarital affairs!</p> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Tag&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzifield-tags"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <label class="field__label">Tag</label> <div class="field__items"> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/xiaoniaole" hreflang="en">Too funny</a></div> </div> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Like and dislike&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilike-and-dislike"> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="like_and_dislike.vote_builder:build" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5573" token="P0Pb7XhKQAQ5UdWYMhg0zgmlzzcQY0fGoyCUnLDyTCY"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Pager&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenziflippy-pager"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Links&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilinks"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Comment&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzicomment"> <section class="w3-row field field--name-comment field--type-comment field--label-above comment-wrapper"> <h2 class="w3-opacity w3-hover-opacity-off w3-margin-left title comment-form__title">Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5573&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="WeYiav4tacf6wuviHOCJNPOtKge_VrdOZpf5uPuDql4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> </section> </div> </div> Wed, 05 Jun 2019 00:52:40 +0000 夫妻笑话 5573 at https://www.aihaba.com https://www.aihaba.com/en/couple-joke/5573#comments 我只是想抽死你 https://www.aihaba.com/aiqingxiaohua/5574 <span>I just want to kill you.</span> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/user/aihaba-0" lang="" about="/user/aihaba-0" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">aihaba</a></span> <span>2019-06-06 10:30:35</span> <div class="layout layout--onecol"> <div class="layout__region layout__region--content"> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Moderation control&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzicontent-moderation-control"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;正文&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzibody"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden w3-bar-item field__item"><p>I got up in the morning and quarreled with my girlfriend. Then I was very angry and wrote the name of my girlfriend on the cigarette, pumping one after another.</p> <p>The girlfriend came together in a spoiled manner and said, "Husband, do you want to put my name into your lungs?"</p> <p>I said, "I wrote your name on the cigarette to mean you want to kill you!"</p> <center><img alt="I just want to kill you." data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d87fb215-574a-498a-b72b-09e4ce714238" src="/sites/aihaba.com/files/inline-images/215900gvberkv5hk4iio4b.jpg" class="align-center" /><p> </p> </center> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Tag&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzifield-tags"> <div class="w3-section field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <label class="field__label">Tag</label> <div class="field__items"> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/xiaoniaole" hreflang="en">Too funny</a></div> <div class="w3-bar-item field__item"><a href="/en/tag/leijuebuai" hreflang="en">Too tired</a></div> </div> </div> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Like and dislike&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilike-and-dislike"> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="like_and_dislike.vote_builder:build" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5574" token="fo_eQ2r4dxkeUxxeDwwj2RU0NaYu9BNvjhQ4qm6lT0Y"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Pager&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenziflippy-pager"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Links&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-extra-field-blocknodewenzilinks"> </section> <section data-layout-content-preview-placeholder-label="&quot;Comment&quot; field" class="w3-block w3-block-wrapper block-layout-builder block-field-blocknodewenzicomment"> <section class="w3-row field field--name-comment field--type-comment field--label-above comment-wrapper"> <h2 class="w3-opacity w3-hover-opacity-off w3-margin-left title comment-form__title">Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=5574&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="fx6BydZDyO7pKJBi2b1EwuOKr9ygRRShuPquR9Cb8Lw"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> </section> </div> </div> Wed, 05 Jun 2019 00:53:30 +0000 爱情笑话 5574 at https://www.aihaba.com https://www.aihaba.com/en/love-joke/5574#comments